Gunny the fuck expert

It was 2:00 in the morning and I couldn’t sleep, I slipped on my shorts and walked out the front door. I headed up the street towards the recreation room and the huge swimming pool.

I walked up to the entrance to the recreation room, reached down in to my pocket for my keys and found that I had not grabbed them off the dresser. I jiggled the door to see if maybe someone had forgotten to lock it up, someone was own their toes today, the damn door was locked.

Well I figured I’d just walk back to the pool area then. I turned the corner around the building and my eyes were hit with a sight. There in the bright glow of the full moon stood a naked goddess at the steps leading down into the pool water.

I glared at the big balls of her tits, and at her nipples, standing stiff and hard in the coolness of the evening. My eyes caressed the oval-shaped cheeks of her ass, as she bent over and tested the water. It was a great ass for a woman who obviously was well matured, full and rounded. Continue Reading »

Typical Saturday afternoon run for me, after a long boring week at the complex. Most of the residents are up north visiting family for the warm months of the year. Well I did cut my run a little short, came up behind Betty and another woman who were out on a walk that afternoon.
I stopped beside Betty and walked the rest of about a quarter mile back to the complex. Figured I’d just count it as my cooling down time. Betty introduced me to her partner, her name was Noreen and she was a new waitress at the cafeteria. She was around 5 foot 6 inch, nice long flowing brunette hair with some gray in it, her body was slim built and nice tits that jiggled as she walked at a fast pace. Somewhere in her mid fifties I figured, but not bad looking at any age she was.
We rounded the corner into the complex and down the road leading to my place, I asked if they’d like a beer to help cool down some. They both agreed and up my walk we went to the porch. About the time I let them go up the stairs first and me bringing up the rear, Noreen giggles out “Betty claims your fantastic in bed!”. Betty follows up that with “Yea, maybe if we give him a bath, he’ll show us how he can handle both of us!”
What’s a guy suppose to say to those kinds of statements? Only thing this ole boy could come up with is ” We’ll have to see how good the bath comes out!” In we went, Betty told me to go ahead and get in the shower and Noreen and her would grab the beers on their way to the bathroom.
Wasn’t long and Noreen, Betty, and I stood in the shower and let the warm water flow across our bodies as we stood there naked as jaybirds sipping on cold beers.

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Lunchtime on Friday, sitting back in the kitchen at the complex cafeteria. Usual place for me, eat at the table set up back there for the cafeteria help, the side benefits are better back there in the kitchen. The cafeteria help a lot better to look at then the ladies out front.Take Cindy, the head cook over the kitchen. She about 5′6″, and around 160 pounds. Thick built woman in her late 50s early 60s. A great gal and a hot flirt. Anytime I come in for lunch, she’d try to sit down with me and take her break. We been flirting and teasing each other since about the third week I was here.
Will I never pushed the idea, but she finally come out today and wanted to know if I was busy tonight. Told her I had no definite plans, probably just sit back in front of the TV and get drunk.
She pops up with “will we can get drunk, but what say we try it at the little bar across the street.”

“Sure, what time?” I come back with.

“I get off at 7:00 today, how about 8:00, so I got time to wash up after work?” she cooed.

“Meet you back here at the cafeteria at eight then, and we’ll walk over there” I said as I got up from the table and started out the back door.

For some reason I couldn’t seem to get Cindy off my mind the rest of the afternoon. Anticipation was driving me crazy. Sure, we flirted pretty heavy around the kitchen in public view, but what was it going to be like in this situation, I’ll admit she excited me a bit.

Quitting time come and I rushed off home and cleaned up. Got to the cafeteria early and set down at our kitchen meeting spot, sipping some coffee and munching on some fresh cooked cheese sticks.

Cindy come in the back door and didn’t even sit down.
“You ready, big man?’ she asked.

“Waiting on you, woman,” I said, as she grabbed my hand and started out the door.

We crossed the street and walked in the front door of the little bar. Was early, so only a few others were around.  Cindy led me to a booth in the back corner and we ordered drinks and a platter of mixed appetizers. We set there munching and sipping drinks, listening to the music playing on the jukebox.

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Well a day off, yes I do get one sometimes. Of course I usually have something that keeps me busy anyways. This day sure wasn’t different. Decided I better service the old truck. Oil change, tune up and all. Was finished and had my head stuck under the hood tinkering.”Hey Gunny, whatcha doing?” a soft female voice asked.

“Working on the old truck here.” I answered back. Figured someone needed something and I wouldn’t get a thing done.

“Anyway I can be of help?” the voice asked.

I looked up, “Oh, hi Melanie.” I said.

Melanie was a nice figured southern woman somewhere around her mid-fifties. Nice looking petite little thing, with a nice manner and a little shy around others. She was somewhere around five foot three inches and had nice long brown hair. Firm looking little ass and small waisted for her age, you could tell she sure hadn’t been a couch potato all her life. She lived right down the street from me and worked at the laundry room here at the complex. She wasn’t the typical retiree that lived here. She was still going strong yet.

“Well done now, but thank you very much, Ms. Melanie.” I said politely.

“Looks like you can still use some help, you got grease and grime all down your back.” Melanie cooed it seemed. “Besides I’m going to have a nice chef salad. And you can eat with me. Now get in there and get cleaned up and I’ll be right back.” She stated boldly.

I went on in and headed straight for the shower. Sure enough I noticed in the mirror I had grease and grime all over me. Looked like a ‘grease monkey’. Was in the shower scrubbing away when the bathroom door opened.

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Well, another long

It was a decent afternoon when I climbed into my truck to head to town that
Friday evening. Not too hot, not too cool, just right for one of those rides where you roll the windows down and ride without the air conditioning on. I pulled into the parking lot of the little place just as Betty was getting out of a
taxicab.

Greeted her with the usual gentleman type stuff. Asked her why she didn’t tell me she needed a ride from the complex, I would have graciously given her one.  As we walked to the front door she explained that she was a little shy about coming out that night and didn’t want to arouse any attention with the others around the complex.

We entered what was a nice little place. Smell of fresh sawdust scattered on the floor, food cooking in the back room and a faint smell of beer being served.

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